Crazy Theories

This week I stopped by Barnes and Noble and flipped through the new Brides magazine. They have an article about how your lipstick can predict the kind of marriage you will have. Their claim is that the shape of the lipstick in the tube from how you put it on can be very telling. The article has pictures of lipstick shapes and what that says about your marriage. I am quite positive that the way I put on my lipstick has nothing to do with my relationship. Last time I checked a relationship had everything to do with the two people and not beauty products. I am wondering if the ladies at Brides are completely crazy?